This is a transcript of nkrs200's video Microsoft Sam Short: Taco Night, released on June 12, 2013.
- (intro plays, then title card appears)
- (3 beeps)
- nkrs200: (over PA) Hey everybody! It's Taco Tuesday! Come down to the dining hall for your tacos! Thank you.
- (Sam wakes up)
- Sam: Give. Me. My. TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
- (two minutes later...)
- (we are currently experiencing some major technical difficulties!)
- nkrs200: Sam, you are only allowed two... No, Sam, you're only allowed to have... two... No, stop! Sam, you (bleep) (bleep)!
- Mike: Woah, boss, calm down. What is-- (higher pitched voice) What the hell, Sam? Give me a taco right now!
- Sam: Shut up you crazy lady and let me eat all of these damn tacos already!
- Mike: (even higher pitched voice) I am not a lady you asshole!
- Sam: Shut up, Mary.
- Mary: Now you bring me into this? What is wrong with you, Sam?
- Scotty: Wait, do these tacos contain any baloney sandwiches?
- (record scratch; cut to Sam, Mary, Mike, Scotty, and nkrs200)
- Sam: Hell. No.
- Scotty: They don't?
- (everybody is rage quitting)